The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

"What I'm about to feed you, Solo, might taste a little bitter. Nevertheless, you're gonna have to swallow it."

Solo: "I'm here to help. Why don't you help me?"
Gaby: "With what?"
Solo: "If I have 15 minutes, we'd drink tea, eat biscuits. I talk, you laugh, and we'd be on our way. Unfortunately, I don't. So, my operators... [makes a gesture out the window] come with me now to a chic little hotel in West Berlin in less than an hour. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hang from a pipe having your toenails removed."

"I'm not going back behind that wall. And when I'm done here, that's where they'll put me!"

Solo: "I absolutely hated working with you, Peril."
Illya: "Your a terrible spy, Cowboy."

"Would you mind terribly if I borrowed your car?"

"Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work!"

"America teaming up with Russia. That doesn't sound very friendly."

"Don't ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short sightedness for blindness."