Love and other Drugs * Quotes

Jamie Randall: "You have beautiful eyes."
Maggie Murdock: "That's it? That's the best you got?"

Jamie Randall: "I need you."
Maggie Murdock: "Please go away."
Jamie Randall: "I drove a really long way to say that!"
Maggie Murdock: "What, am I supposed to be impressed?"
Jamie Randall: "I don't know... yes?"

"Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This."

"Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever."

Jamie Randall: "Hey, Lisa."
Bruce Winston: "Her name's not Lisa."
Jamie Randall: "I know. I know. But, if everytime I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling". And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake."
Bruce Winston: "Damn!"

Jamie Randall: "Bruce? Bruce! I want that account!"
Bruce Winston: "Why would I give it to you?"
Jamie Randall: "Who can sell dick drug better than me?"