Caleb: "Did you program her to flirt with me?"
Nathan: "If I did, would that be cheating?"
Caleb: "Wouldn't it?"
Nathan: "Caleb, what's your type?"
Caleb: "Of girl?"
Nathan: "No, of salad dressing. Yeah, of girl... what's your type of girl? You know what, don't even answer that. Let's say it's black chicks. Okay, that's your thing. For the sake of argument, that's your thing, okay? Why is that your thing? Because you did a detailed analysis of all racial types and you cross referenced that analysis with a pointsbased system? No! You're just attracted to black chicks. A consequence of accumulated external stimuli that you probably didn't even register as they registered with you."
Caleb: "Did you program her to like me, or not?"
Nathan: "I programmed her to be heterosexual, just like you were programmed to be heterosexual."
Caleb: "Nobody programmed me to be straight."
Nathan: "You decided to be straight? Please! Of course you were programmed, by nature or nurture or both and to be honest, Caleb, you're starting to annoy me now because this is your insecurity talking, this is not your intellect.