Fabian: My name is Fabian, and I would like you to recommend to me someone who could paint something like this [uncovers painting] Who did this?"
Artist: "Rembrandt."
Fabian: "Who?"
Artist: "Rembrandt."
Fabian: "Give me his address. Now."
Artist: "He's dead."
Fabian: "Dead? When?"
Artist: "300 years ago."