Donny: "You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, 'No'."
Ted: "Can you just email me the rest of this story?"
Donny: "And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever."
Ted: "Maybe 'no' to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt."