Bruce: "I am on a murder case here. That's M.U.R.D.E.R, which spells S.E.R.I.O.U.S! So if I don't get my A.R.S.E in G.E.A.R, I'm in serious S.H.I.T! Okay?"
Chrissie: "You're being so cruel!"
Bruce: "Love is cruel, Chrissie. Love is cruel."