Wade Wilson: "Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet."
William Stryker: "Oh, Wade."
Wade Wilson: "Dreams really do come true."
William Stryker: "Just shut it! You're up next."
Wade Wilson: "Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
Logan: "Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?"
Wade Wilson: "No. Not when I'm awake."