"When Faris and I applied for the job I never in a million years thought that I even passed the background check. You guys watch it now, it's a little bit to ate to send me back home so I might as well be honest. I have been arrested three times and I have stolen a vehicle and also punched a police officers horse in te muth on St. Patricks Day. And you guys have handed me the keys to the most expensive space ship in history. [laughs] Suckers!"