Q: "007. I'm your new Quartermaster."
James Bond: "You must be joking."
Q: "Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?"
James Bond: "Because you still have spots."
Q: "My complexion is hardly relevant."
James Bond: "Your competence is."
Q: "Age is no guarantee of efficiency."
James Bond: "And youth is no guarantee of innovation."
Q: "Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field."
James Bond: "Oh, so why do you need me?"
Q: "Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled."
James Bond: "Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas, Q."