Lily: "A sword fight?"
Marshall & Ted: "Sorry, Lily."
Lily: "On Monday, I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a fricking broadsword!"
Marshall: "Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through."
Lily: "I'm sorry - is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?"