Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

"Stop me if you've heard this one, Batman. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they crack each other up."

Batman: "I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight."
Catwoman: "You will be gentle with me, Batman?"
Batman: "You have my assurance I will handle you... personally."

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe the upstairs doorknobs need polishing."

"Holy crumbling infrastructure!"

"But no one can out smart Batman for very long!"

"There's a bad moon on the rise."

Catwoman: "I'll turn myself in on one condition."
Batman: "What's that?"
Catwoman: "We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe and live happily every after."
Robin: "Holy unsatisfying ending!"
Catwoman: "And of course we kill Robin."

"Quickly, Robin, to the crosswalk!"