Carnage

"Did you schedule a contingency for litigation?"

"Look at him all hunched over like he was left on the side of the road."

"Mrs. Longstreet, our son is a maniac!"

Alan Cowan: "Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition."
Nancy Cowan: "What condition?"

"Here! Here's what I think of your stupid tulips! Your hideous flowers! This is the worst day of my life too."

"You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest!"

"I've got a John Wayne idea of manhood, too. What is it he had? A Colt .45. Something that empties a room. Any man that doesn't have those loner vibes just doesn't come off as having any substance."

"My husband has spent the entire afternoon drying things!"