Catch Me If You Can

Principal Evans: "Mr. and Mrs. Abagnale, this is not a question of your son's attendance. I regret to inform you that, for the past week, Frank has been teaching Mrs. Glasser's French class."
Paula Abagnale: "He what?"
Principal Evans: "Your son has been pretending to be a substitute teacher, lecturing the students, uh, giving out homework, uh. Mrs. Glasser has been ill, there was some confusion with the real sub. Your son held a teacher-parent conference yesterday and was planning a class field trip to a French bread factory in Trenton."

Frank Sr.: "You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?"
Frank Jr.: "'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?"
Frank Sr.: "No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes."

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."