Ice Age: Continental Drift

Silas: "It's a huge bounty, Capitain: four passengers ripe for the taking: One very smelly and one very plump."
Captain Gutt: "In my ocean: what a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of Events."

Manny: "Just keep your eyes on the horizon!"
Diego: "I cant find the Horizon!"

Shira: "Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke."
Diego: "And we saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty."
Shira: "Don't call me Kitty."
Diego: "Okay... I won't, Kitty."
Granny: "If they kiss I'm gonna puke!"

"Somebody hail a whale?"

"Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. And predictable."

Captain Gutt: "Surrender your ship or face my fury!"
Sid: "Or face your furry what?"
Captain Gutt: "Not furry, fury!"

Manny: "I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?"
Granny: "[condescending] Aah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns."

Sid: "My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise."
Diego: "Was this before she abandoned you?"
Sid: "Yes it was."