Made in Italy

"This house deserves to be cherished."

Natalia: "I love this house."
Jack: "Do you want to buy it?"
Natalia: "I can only pay with risotto."

"There's a rat as big as a baguette. A giant rat baguette!"

"Tuscany is a picturesque idyll, that's why my clients come here. And what do you deliver? A building site with walls that seem to have been painted by Mussolini."

"What are your views on Hentai Manga? Do you see it as art or pornography?"

"I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while if I were you. There's a large weasel in the sink. That's not euphemism."

"My husband told me for years he didn't want children... until it was too late for me. Then he got his secretary pregnant."

Robert: "The way the light hits those windows takes your breath away."
Jack: "No, that's the dust doing that."