Mistress America

"If I could only keep up my look, I'd be the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I need someone I can love, not keep up with."

"I'll probably end up doing something depressing, but young."

Tracy: "Your tragedy is your armor."
Brooke: "Please, somebody defend me against this monster."

Dylan: "Whatever you're doing, it's working."
Brooke: "No, it isn't."

Brooke: "Sometimes I look like I have fat arms."
Dylan: "I like fat arms."

"There's no adultery when you're eighteen. You should all be touching each other all the time."

"Why don't you just put pasta up her pussy?"