Mr. Nice

"The next morning I woke up famous. I was now pursued by the IRA, the DEA, Customs and Excise, the police and the press."

"I staged my own abduction, so my Dad wouldn't forfeit bail. You don't forfeit bail if you've been kidnapped."

"Don't do it unless you are prepared never to be a grass. However, appearing to co-operate is another matter."

Patrick Lane: "You need to explain this big lot of money?"
Howard Marks: "Yeah."
Patrick Lane: "Sounds like you need a bent accountant."

"Could you get us some filthy films? Condoms? The priests have made them illegal. They wanna charge us a kid a f*ck."

"In the papers they call people who sell drugs pushers. You know, like you've got to try really hard to get rid of it. Doesn't really work like that, does it?"

"If you break a law that's wrong, that can't be a crime. Not in a moral sense. Why is it against the law? Why make something illegal that expands your consciousness, makes you think?"

"Every time I crossed the border, I'd get a religious flash and an asexual orgasm."