Nanny McPhee

"It wasn't really the baby they were eating. It was a chicken, actually."

"One of you is going to have to go and it can't be the donkey."

Tora: "And the worms in the sandwiches!"
Sebastian: "That was my idea... I mean, my fault."

"The nanny is a witch."

"I can't support my own family. I never have been able to. There are so many of you. But you're all so delicious. When Aggy came along and your mother was so ill, I said to her, 'I think we will have to stop now, dear'... and she said... she said, 'I know'."

Mr. Brown: "Milk?"
Great Aunt Adelaide: "Definitely not! Most unhealthy!"
Mr. Brown: "Sugar?"
Great Aunt Adelaide: "Six, if you please."
Mr. Brown: "Six..."

"I must marry Quickly."

"I shall relieve you of one of your children and give it a home with me at Stitch Manor... as for your fortunate daughter... for it must be a girl and not one of those other things..."