Rock the Kasbah

Brian: "You're a piece of work."
Richie: "Thank you."

Richie: "What about the show?"
Private Barnes: "Well, I guess the show must go on... but without you."

Richie: "Rise and shine, sunbird..."
Brian: "You're girl is gone!"

Ronnie: "What happened to that smile you had, that Richie Lanz smile. You were really something."
Richie: "Not were, sweetheart, am."

"I'm sorry, but I can't tell if you're vommiting or laughing."

"You will play in front of 2,000 horny soldiers."