Some Like It Hot

Sugar: "If my mother could only see me now."
Joe: "I hope *my* mother never finds out."

"So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?"

"He has an empty stomach and it's gone to his head."

"All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road."

Sugar: "Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
Joe: "I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."

"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"

"Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"