The Other Woman

Carly Whitten: "You wrecked two marriages!"
Lydia: "One of them was mine, so that doesn't count."

"We got played by the same guy... do you want vodka or tequila?"

Kate King: "[talking about Amber] Can we keep her?"
Carly Whitten: "No, we can't keep her. We already have a dog at home."

"If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab."

"Selfish people live longer."