Victoria and Abdul

"Love is the whole and we are the pieces."

Sir Henry: "A little surprise from India."
Queen Victoria: "What is it?"
Sir Henry: "A mango, your Majesty."
Abdul Karim: "It's... off."
Queen Victoria: "Sir Henry! This Mango ist off!"

"I am cantankerous, greedy, fat, I am perhapy disagreeabl attached to power, but I am anything but insane!"

Queen Victoria: "Everyone I have loved has died I just go on and on. What is the point?"
Abdul Kari: "Service, your Majesty. We are here for a greater purpose."

Queen Victoria: "I would like a mango."
Servant: "They only grow in India."
Queen Victoria: "Well, I'm the Empress of India, so have one send."

Queen Victoria: "What is a mango?"
Abdul Karim: "The queen of fruit."

Queen Victoria: "How do you like your scottish costums?"
Abdul Karim: "They are very scratchy."
Queen Victoria: "Everything in Scotland is scratchy."

"Prime Minister, you really are terribly depressing."