Zoolander 2

"I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them!"

"Hansel, meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself."

"You can't kill us all, we will protect the Chosen One!"

"They're Sexy Fighting!"

"Does being fat mean you're a terrible person? I'm really asking you, Hansel."

"He's still so hot right now!"

Hansel: "Is it true you have sex for ten hours?"
Sting: "No comment.... [silently] fifteen..."

"You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?"