Preacher - Season 1

Tulip: "Who's his favourite movie star?"
Cassidy: "What?"
Tulip: "His favourite movie star. Who does he think pretty much shits sunshine? Who would that be?"
Cassidy: "It's Ryan Philippe! It's Ryan Philippe."
Tulip: "John Wayne."

H"e's a bloody preacher, for Christ's sake. He's a preacher, alright? You know, his job is to, is to, uhm... to tell you the truth, I don't know exactly what his job is, but I know it's not walking around just casting judgement."

Cassidy: "Sure I bet I know a thing or two about him you don't."
Tulip: "Like what?"
Cassidy: "Like, did you know he could make you do things just by telling you to?"
Tulip: "Not me."
Cassidy: "You'd be surprised."

Jesse: "This is why Genesis was given to me, Cassidy, this is what it's for. God doesn't make mistakes."
Cassidy: "God my not make mistakes, but people are bloody famous for it!"

Jesse: "What about you? You look like a men's room wall."
Cassidy: "I went through a period of impulse control."
Jesse: "Thank God that's over with..."

Tulip: "I like this ashtray."
Emily: "Oh, thanks. It's a sugar caddy."
Tulip: "Well... it's nice."

"So... if I'm wrong and God wants Genesis back, he can come and take it. Till then, I've got a job to do."

Jesse: "So you're saying this Genesis is some sort of... angel demon... baby?"
DeBlanc: "If by 'baby' you mean the most powerful entity ever known, the singular force that could shift the balance of power, and threaten all of creation, then yeah, it's a baby."