The Good Place - Season 1

Janet: "Hi, there! We have a category 55 emergency doomsday crisis."
Michael: "A category 55 emergency doomsday crisis?"
Janet: "Mhm-hm."
Tahani Al-Jamil: "Sorry, what is a category 55 emergency doomsday crisis?"
Michael: "It's nothing. It's a tiny little inconvenience. Tahani, dear, could you show us to a private room where no one can see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?"

Tahani Al-Jamil: "My whole life, I have lived in your shadow, but now I'm going to step out of it. I am going to achieve heights of success and sophistication that you can only dream of."
Kamilah Al-Jamil: "Your cardigan's on inside out."
Tahani Al-Jamil: "I know! It's a new trend that I'm starting. Just one example of how I'm going to step out of your shadow."

Eleanor Shellstrop: "They have no reason to suspect us! Plus, I think they may have actually just come here to, you know, swing. I say we do it. It'll get 'em to stop asking questions."
Chidi Anagonye: "No, I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!"
Eleanor Shellstrop: "Really? You and I are very different."

"The way you're talking to me right now? 'Everything's cool, no big deal'... I know that move. When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal', it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand and now I'm her bridesmaid'."

"Everyone thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so racist."

"You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one got me killed."

"For the first time ever, I'm the smartest kid in class."

"You broke the world... it's not a compliment."