David Palmer: "All right, 'On this historic occasion...'"
Patty Brooks: "Well, it is a historic occasion, sir."

Kim: "So, is she still giving you the cold shoulder?"
Jack: "If by "she" you're referring to your mother, I'd appreciate if you called her by her name. Mom. And no, she's just busy."
Kim: "She's busy a lot."

Vincent: "Hello?"
Jack: "Vincent, Jack Bauer. You planning on seeing Kimberly tonight?"
Vincent: "No way, man. We broke up, you know that."
Jack: "I just wanted to make sure you knew that."
Vincent: "Snuck out on you, huh?"
Jack: "Don't screw with me, Vincent."
Vincent: "Chill, man. I don't know where she is. You've got my word."
Jack: "That's a real comfort, Vincent, knowing I've got your word."

Jamey: "How long is this going to take?"
Nina: "Why, are we interrupting your social life?"
Jamey: "At least I have one."
Nina: "Funny."

Jack: "Tony. I need detailed background on everyone on Senator Palmer's staff now."
Tony: "Why?"
Jack: "Because I think this is about him and I want us to be prepared."
Tony: "If it leaks out that we're screening Senator Palmer, people might think it's because he's black."
Jack: "Well, it is because he's black. It makes him the most likely target."

"We have reason to believe that by the end of the day an attempt will be made on David Palmer's life."

George Mason: "You have no idea what you're getting yourself into."
Jack: "Why don't you explain it to me. You've got five seconds."