Desperate Housewives - Season 1
Release date: 10/03/2004
Runtime: 997 min
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Film Series
Cast (partial)
Ricardo Chavira (Carlos Solis), James Denton (Mike Delfino), Brenda Strong (Mary Alice Young), Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp), Felicity Huffman (Lynette Scavo) (more...)
Episodes
Episode 1x01 Pilot
Episode 1x02 Ah, But Underneath
Episode 1x03 Pretty Little Picture
Episode 1x04 Who's That Woman?
Episode 1x05 Come in, Stranger
Episode 1x06 Running to Stand Still
Episode 1x07 Anything You Can Do
Episode 1x08 Guilty
Episode 1x09 Suspicious Minds
Episode 1x10 Come Back to Me
Episode 1x11 Move On
Episode 1x12 Every Day a Little Death
Episode 1x13 Your Fault
Episode 1x14 Love Is In The Air (aka: What I Did For Love)
Episode 1x15 Impossible
Episode 1x16 The Ladies Who Lunch
Episode 1x17 There Won't Be Trumpets
Episode 1x18 Children Will Listen
Episode 1x19 Live Alone And Like It (aka: An Unexpected Song)
Episode 1x20 Fear No More
Episode 1x21 Sunday in the Park with George
Episode 1x22 Goodbye For Now
Episode 1x23 One Wonderful Day
TV Series Quotes
Gabrielle: "It's like my grandmother always said: an erect penis doesn't have a conscience."
Lynette: "Even the limp ones aren't that ethical."
Lynette: "Even the limp ones aren't that ethical."
Lynette Scavo Felicity Huffman
Gabrielle Solis Eva Longoria Parker
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"My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally there is never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last thursday. Of course everything seemed quite normal at first. I made breakfast for my family, I performed my chores, I completed my projects, I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life, until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used."
Mary Alice Young Brenda Strong
Rex: "I can't believe you tried to kill me."
Bree: "Yes, well, I feel badly about that"
Bree: "Yes, well, I feel badly about that"
Rex Van De Kamp Steven Culp
Bree Van De Kamp Marcia Cross
"An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our sight expands and we can suddenly see the world we left behind so clearly. Of course most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they would only take the time to look."
Mary Alice Young Brenda Strong
"When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry, there are many things he may want in return. For future reference, conversation ain't one of them."
Carlos Solis Ricardo Chavira
"Oh God, look at all these things, all these beautiful things that my ex-husbands worked so hard for, burnt to a crisp."
Edie Britt Nicollette Sheridan
"Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house."
Gabrielle Solis Eva Longoria Parker
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