"You're talking in a tone that implies a authority I don't think you have."

"I think I'm born again and, uhm... I'm prety sure this is against the rules."

"What crawled up your ass and died?"

"Expcept this price, it comes with a string, and if you don't stay the hell away from my husband, I will pull that string and I will use it to strangle you."

"My wife is a powerhouse, there's no doubt about that, but she married up, and if there's anybody who can hurt you in this town, it's the honorable Pernell f*cking Harris!"