Game of Thrones - Season 3

"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."

Joffrey Baratheon: "I am the king! I will punish you."
Tywin Lannister: "Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king."

Sansa Stark: "That's a wonderful pin."
Loras Tyrell: "It's more of a brooch really... Well, I suppose a brooch is a sort of pin, so..."

"This isn't happening to you for a reason. Well, one reason: I enjoy it."

"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention."

"My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples... but my father taught me: aim for their head!"

Cersei Lannister: "[Standing in Tyrions new room] A bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room."
Tyrion Lannister: "Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees."