Raylan: "I hope I didn't take you away from anything."
Boyd: "Well I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you're happy."

Art: "Are you cold standin out here?"
Raylan: "Not really, why?"
Art: "Cause I can't keep from starin at yer nipples!"

Ava: "You're tarnished with the dark stain of D.I.V.O.R.C.E."
Raylan: "My marriage ended a little more amicably than yours."

Art: "Well, be smart, then."
Raylan: "Let me tell you something, there are other things than smart."
Art: "Yeah, those are not smart."

Hanselman: "Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I think you'll be quite surprised."
Raylan: "Honestly, I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender."
Art: "That might solve a few problems."