Breaking Bad - Season 2

"Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?"

Tuco: "Tell me what you did, Walter!"
Jesse: "Jesus, I don't wanna die! NO!"
Tuco: "TELL ME WHAT YOU DID?"
Walter: "We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die."

"My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?"

Jesse: "Yo, I get I shouldn't call, but I'm in a situation over here, and I need my money."
Walter: "I just gave you $600."
Jesse: "Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?"

Jesse Pinkman: "Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome!"
Jane Margolis: "Really? Does it inspire, awe?"

Walter: "...that leaves us with a total of two choices. We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... or you and I start ... you selling whatever you can."
Jesse: "There's a third way."
Walter: "And what would that be?"
Jesse: "We got to be Tuco."

Jesse Pinkman: "Yeah? Jesus, how the hell do you spell 'street' wrong? S-T-R-E-A-T?"
Skinny Pete: "Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about... like... spelling and shit."