"Now, there are three possible explanations here. Number one, John Travolta. You know, the movie where he gets his powers from a brain tumor. Number two, Jason Bourne. Gets his powers from a secret government agency. Or, it's least likely, but my favourite scenario... you're a Jedi."

"You look like shit, but that's becoming more and more regular."

"It's a monster swamp: murders, mayhem, escaped lunatics."