Emily: "Jesse, that doesn't feel like you."
Jesse: "It's not me... it's God!"

Cassidy: "All right, well, go on then. Ask me."
Tulip: "Fangs?"
Cassidy: "No."
Tulip: "Turn into a bat?"
Cassidy: "No."
Tulip: "Sleep in a coffin?"
Cassidy: "Not if I can help it."
Tulip: "Afraid of the cross?"
Cassidy: "It's a 2000 year old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery and oppression, but it won't burn my face off."
Tulip: "Silver bullets?"
Cassidy: "That's a werewolf."
Tulip: "Sunshine?"
Cassidy: "Oh yeah, no, that's legit."
Tulip: "You die?"
Cassidy: "Well, the invention of sunscreen, that was a nice bonus. But I just, I've gotta be careful. I can't just go wandering out. I've gotta bundle up, sleeves, hat, shades, and that. Otherwise it's trouble."
Tulip: "You kill people?"
Cassidy: "Not if they don't deserve it."
Tulip: "But you drink blood?"
Cassidy: "Yeah, it helps me heal. But all things being equal, I'd rather have a single malt."

Tulip: "When he gets sick of his stupid job, we're leaving town and we're gonna get someone."
Cassidy: "Get who?"
Tulip: "This guy. He screwed us. Carlos. We lost everything 'cause of him. It took two years to track him down. Now I have. Now I've found him. All that's left to do is go over there and get him, tie him to a table, cut his freaking balls off, and, over and over, stab him in the face with a screwdriver..."
Cassidy: "And your boyfriend said 'no' to this?"

"Ooh, how the sun shines when you take the time to look at it."