Sheriff: "You're a tough son of a bitch."
Cassidy: "Well, you get used to it."

Sheriff: "Vampires, government agents, psychopathic preachers. ItÄs all an unmitigated monster swamp."
Cassidy: "That's true. Plonkers and gobshites as far as the eye can see. Still, nobdy's perfect, you know?"

Tulip: "What do you think's gonna happen?"
Jesse: "I honestly have no idea."
Tulip: "Well... no matter what, we're getting french fries after."

"So if we are your children, why don't you act like a father?"