"Pretty unique decorating style you have around here. It's like 12 year old boy meets 13 year old boy."

"You broke the world... it's not a compliment."

"For the first time ever, I'm the smartest kid in class."

"You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one got me killed."

"Everyone thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so racist."