"The way you're talking to me right now? 'Everything's cool, no big deal'... I know that move. When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal', it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand and now I'm her bridesmaid'."

Eleanor Shellstrop: "They have no reason to suspect us! Plus, I think they may have actually just come here to, you know, swing. I say we do it. It'll get 'em to stop asking questions."
Chidi Anagonye: "No, I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!"
Eleanor Shellstrop: "Really? You and I are very different."

Tahani Al-Jamil: "My whole life, I have lived in your shadow, but now I'm going to step out of it. I am going to achieve heights of success and sophistication that you can only dream of."
Kamilah Al-Jamil: "Your cardigan's on inside out."
Tahani Al-Jamil: "I know! It's a new trend that I'm starting. Just one example of how I'm going to step out of your shadow."