"How often can you say you've been changed, really changed by a party."

"Life's short, and then you die. And then, you have to make some decisions."

"You must stop calling yourself that. You're not dead, you're undead. Big difference."

"You are what you eat isn't just a bitchy thing about fat people."

"When you die, life goes on without you. When you among the living death, you're around to watch."

"Seriously, how did you solve crime before me? I feel like I'm kind of vital to this whole operation."