Airport * Quotes

Assistant: "The instruction book said that was impossible."
Joe Patroni: "That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read!"

"My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."

"When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of."

Marcus Rathbone: "What's more, the captain deliberately struck me across the face!"
Cy Jordan: "Unless you shut up, the second officer's going to do exactly the same thing."

"I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!"

"If you're wondering if we had another fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one."

"Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing."