Aloha * Quotes

"The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching."

"You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore."

"In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun."

"I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option, too."

"Now teenagers in equatorial New Guinea can't meet and date because of you."

"This is what we get for letting civilians into space."