Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters * Quotes

"Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy."

"We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire."

"The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one."

Ben: "How do you best kill a witch?"
Gretel: "Hansel?"
Hansel: "Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice..."
Gretel: "Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe."
Ben: "Burning, yeah, of course!"
Hansel: "Burn 'em all..."

"When you see my signal, unleash hell."

"I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket."

Muriel: "I see you got my invitation."
Gretel: "Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat."
Muriel: "I go by many names. None of which you are worthy of pronouncing."
[Muriel transforms to her true self]
Gretel: "Oh my God!"