Killers * Quotes

"Let's just say that I work for the blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah."

"Really? You wanna poke mama bear right now, that seems like a good idea?"

"How weird is this going to get? Because some things you cannot unsee."

Mrs. Kornfeldt: "Excuse me, Stewardess? Three chardonnays, please."
Mr. Kornfeldt: "None for me, actually. I like to stay awake and alert."
Jen Kornfeldt: "None for me, either."
Mrs. Kornfeldt: "Okay, so, just the three chardonnays then."

"We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond."

"I'm going to be a mother, and I don't know if your ready to be a father."