Machete * Quotes
Release date: 09/03/2010
Runtime: 105 min
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Film Series
Cast (partial)
Danny Trejo (Machete Cortez), Robert De Niro (Senator John McLaughlin), Jessica Alba (Sartana Rivera), Steven Seagal (Torrez), Michelle Rodriguez (Luz) (more...)
Movie Quotes
"Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right."
Sartana Rivera Jessica Alba
Henchman: "Please father... have mercy."
Padre: "God has mercy. I don't!"
Padre: "God has mercy. I don't!"
Henchman James Brownlee
Padre Cortez Cheech Marin
Torrez: "You're Machete's girl. I know, cause you're his type."
Sartana: "What type is that?"
Torrez: "Dead."
Sartana: "What type is that?"
Torrez: "Dead."
Torrez Steven Seagal
Sartana Rivera Jessica Alba
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"Machete don't text."
Machete Cortez Danny Trejo
Michael Booth: "Machete sent me a text."
Osiris Ampanpour: "What did it say?"
Michael Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
Osiris Ampanpour: "What did it say?"
Michael Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
Michael Booth Jeff Fahey
Osiris Amanpour Tom Savini
Sartana: "I thought Machete don't text."
Machete: "Machete improvises."
Machete: "Machete improvises."
Sartana Rivera Jessica Alba
Machete Cortez Danny Trejo
Machete: "Get dressed."
Chica: "It's too hot for clothes."
Chica: "It's too hot for clothes."
Machete Cortez Danny Trejo
Chica (naked girl) Mayra Leal
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