Shoot 'Em Up * Quotes

"Guns don't kill people! But they sure help."

Smith: "I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?"
Donna: "Not particularly."
Smith: "Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature."

"Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live... and if that happens in this show, I will do a lot more than ask for my money back."

"My god! Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?"

Hertz: "Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?"
Shotgun-Man: "Dunno."
Hertz: "You can put a silencer on a gun."

Donna: "Who are you?"
Smith: "I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous."

"So much for wearing your seatbelt."