Sleeping with Other People * Quotes

"Who is better than my brother?"

Jake: "Will you take drugs with me and go to a kid's birthday party?"
Lainey: "I literally thought you'll never ask."

"The guy I lost my virginity to was at my sex addicts meeting."

Lainey: "Weren't you just at that Meeting?"Jake: "Yeah, had to get out of there, it made me real horny."

"Are you guys sleeping with each other?"
"Nooo!"
"Good, oh my god, good..."

"For the first time I'm a little optimistic you might not become that creepy guy."