The Plagiator * Quotes

"There are some things, people don't want to know, how they are done. Like laws and war. And sausage."

Jan Breitmann: [Talking to Donnersberg] "Where should the first travel go?"
Max Drexel: [interrupting] "First it's the USA. 50.000 employments at Forpel are in danger."
Jan Breitmann: [singing] "New York, New York..."
Max Drexel: "But the concern is not in New York, it's in Detroit!"
Jan Breitmann: "But there is no good song about Detroit, Moritz."

Donnersberg: "My memoirs should be my political comeback. But Victoria thinks, to do it with a new look: without styling gel and glasses. But I don't know how to explain that."
Max Drexel: "Just say that a good-looking Indian doctor in the USA has discovered that you can see good, also without glasses."
Donnersberg: "Really? No one will believe that."
Max Drexel: "Sure, Donni, sure. They would believe you everything..."

Wellerweste: "I'm the the Statue of Liberty of market economy in the flesh."
Angela Murkel: "May I remind you that she's empty inside, Guido?"

Max Drexel: "I hate the voters. They all talk about the selfishness of the politicians but for themselves they only think about the by-pass and their townhouse."
Donnersberg: "That's right. Everybody thinks about himself, only I'm thinking about myself."

"Why isn't it allow to say 'War'? It has to be said. War, war. War, war, war. War! Thank you."