What We Do in the Shadows * Quotes

"We're vampires, we don't put down towels."

Deacon: "I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool."
Vlad: "I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

[Stu shows the vampires Google]
Stu: "Anything you want to find you type it in."
Viago: "I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912."
Deacon: "Yes, now Google it."

"Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then you think, 'Oh, those are some nice pants!'."

Jackie: "You were a virgin when we were seeing each other."
Nick: "Yeah, I was twelve."

"When you are a vampire you become very... sexy!"

"He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy..."