Ed: "A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team."
Champ: "What in the hell's diversity?"
Ron: "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Ed: "Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try."