Cooper: "Mrs. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. You must have not seen me."
Daniella Riva: "Oh, I saw you. I was trying to hit your flat ass."
Cooper: "Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer."
Daniella Riva: "Oh please! Look at you! You are teeny tiny! You look like a little dog that I can put in my purse."
Cooper: "I can assure you, ma'am, that I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight."