"And though it is with some regret that I finally satisfy the greed of my relatives, I nevertheless do devise and bequeath that my entire estate be divided equally between: my fourth cousin, Geroge Crossfield, in order that he no longer need borrow from his clients' funds. My niece, Rosamund Shane, in order that she may support her husband in the style to which he would like to be accustomed. To my nephew, Hector Enderby, in order that he may be able to affort to hunt everyday rather than once a week, thereby providing more opportunity for breaking his neck. And finally, my sister, Cora Lansquenet, out of gratitude that she stayed out of the country for 30 years and didn't bother me. The money to be given outright to all parties concerned with the hope that it will make you all as miserable as possible."