Table 19 * Quotes

Jerry: "Do you ever have that kind of day where the things that come easy to everyone else just seem so elusive?"
Eloise: "No."
Jerry: "Yeah, me neither."

Eloise: "Today will not suck. [coming to Table #19] Hi."
Renzo: "Hello. Oh, my God. Hi, I'm Renzo. I've achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band."
Walter: "I'm Walter and I've also achieved puberty."
Freda Eckberg: "I'm Francie Millner's first nanny."
Jerry: "I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom."

Teddy: "We didn't think you'd be coming. You RSVP'd no and then yes, on an RSVP card that you barbequed."
Eloise: "After two years you break up with me over text. 'Good luck with your future endeavors.' Were you firing me? What the..."
[wedding photographer appears]
Photographer: "Right here."

"What if you came here for a different reason today? What if you went away with something better?"

Renzo: "I come to you asking for Megan's hand in this dance. And the rest of her body along with that hand."
Megan's Dad: "This is not gonna happen, so you could just stand awkwardly in front of another table."

"You are Romeo and Juliette and we all wish you the same happy ending."

"It's the same wedding; it's the same celebration no matter what table you're at."